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CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	88	New Chunks Explored:	933690
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4023	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	1961	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Votes:	6533	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	6474
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	905	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1575
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ores Mined:	4579	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!