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SelfHateCraft

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	3481	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	154	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	746	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9407
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4