lowkeysim Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2807

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, favorite pastimes, Fun activities, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, hidden pleasures, hobbies, hobbies and interests, interests, leisure pursuits, non adult guilty pleasure, non adult indulgences, non explicit guilty pleasure, non nsfw, non nsfw indulgences, non nsfw pastimes, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private enjoyments, private hobbies, secret hobbies, secret indulgences

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCasualtiesLviv

CASUALTIES, casualties reported, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCasualtiesLviv, Crisis, current events, devastation, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Lviv, mass attack, Military, News, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!

so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!

Topo Warp: Micro Gauss Bonnet

Bonnet, Dark Energy, Gauss, Gauss-Bonnet wormholes, long tail tags, MICRO, microscopic, topo, topology change, Warp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and basic biomes? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF with dark energy from topology change induced by microscopic Gauss-Bonnet wormholes!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes created by these crazy wormholes. You never know what you’ll find on the other side – maybe a unicorn riding a dinosaur or a talking potato with a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted armor made from unicorn tears, you’ll be flexing on all your friends in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of it all. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Double H Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Double H is a talented hip-hop artist known for his unique flow and dynamic lyrics. With a background in street culture and a passion for music, Double H has carved out his own niche in the industry, blending elements of trap, drill, and East Coast rap. Born and raised in the Bronx, Double H’s gritty and authentic sound has earned him a loyal following and critical acclaim. Stay tuned for more music and projects from this rising star in the hip-hop scene.

QuiteCrafty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival SMP dungeons pets weekly events bugs testing story multiplayer adventure exploration community roleplaying fantasy crafting building exploration quests open world challenges

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	291994
Dimension Hops:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Survival SMP, no claiming, dungeons, non pay to win, pets, weekly events.

We are newly released, attempting to check for early bugs and get some testing done, feel free to join and join the story that is quitecrafty!

play.quitecrafty.net

ReeBit Network

Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Dedication, Enjoyable, Environment, Events, Fairness, Features, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, non toxic, online gaming, ReeBit Network, Server, skill, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

At ReeBit, we are dedicated to creating an environment that is enjoyable and competitive for everyone. We take great pride in being a completely non-pay-to-win server, which means that all players have access to the same core gameplay features and can achieve success through dedication and skill.

play.reeguy.nl

The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

Adventure, ALE, Brewing, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Friends, Ip:, java, Legacy, Map, market, NotSoVanilla, recipes, Semi Vanilla, server info, sprinkles, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Vanilla, weapons, wear, whiskey, wine, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Votes:	5797
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!