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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7987 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!
