lowboy Minecraft Servers

lowboy Minecraft Servers

  • Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

    Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7515
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Animals Bred: 124 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

    so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mother’s Echo 1.20.2

    Mother’s Echo 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5058
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the seething women who can’t handle a simple comparison to their mothers!

    We have a virtual world where you can build whatever you want without any angry ladies breathing down your neck.

    Plus, our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about triggering women with innocent comments.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally cool too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisNoWedding4U

    SisNoWedding4U
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Emeralds Found: 7810
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly prohibited unless it’s in-game drama over who stole whose diamonds!

    Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can invite or uninvite your virtual siblings based on their opinions about your pixelated partner’s mining skills.

    Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to witness the epic showdown between you and your sister over who gets to wear the diamond armor on the big day.

    Don’t worry about tearing the family apart, because here, everyone is just a blocky character trying to survive and thrive in the world of pixels. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and maybe even reconcile with our virtual siblings in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft SMP

    ChunkyCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1279
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

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    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LowPayCraft

    LowPayCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2898
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working for peanuts in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a professional dirt digger and get paid even less! But hey, at least you get to do it in a pixelated world where the dirt is always perfectly square.

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional tree puncher? That’s right, you can spend hours punching trees just to make some measly coins that are only good for buying virtual snacks at our virtual vending machines.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, how about becoming a professional sheep shearer? You can spend your days chasing after sheep and shearing their wool, only to sell it for a fraction of what it’s actually worth. But hey, at least you’ll have a never-ending supply of wool sweaters in the game!

    So come join our Minecraft server where the jobs pay surprisingly low for what they do, but the laughs and good times are priceless. Who needs real money when you can have virtual fun, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCaptiveMC Server

    CraftyCaptiveMC Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8940
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: No More Troops!

    KurskCraft: No More Troops!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3082
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Out Lights – Revived

    Block Out Lights – Revived
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7118
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Potions Brewed: 36
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crops of the Future Server

    Crops of the Future Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3820
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 8091

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CookiesWorld server minecraft

    CookiesWorld server minecraft
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2242
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CookiesWorld – Copy Reallyworld! Where can you enjoy the game!

    mc.cookies-world.ru

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