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Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8923
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Animals Bred:	148

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

LevelsFREE RANKClaimingLag-free experienceVoting

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	504764
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9671	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	148

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5245	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!