Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.
Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!
| Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP | |
|---|---|
| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord: | Join Discord |
| Dynmap: | View Dynmap |
| Website: | Visit Website |
Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)
Features:
Server Rules:
A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.
A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.
A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.
A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.
A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.
Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!
Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.
So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.
With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?
On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!
Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?
So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!
ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOST CREEPERS WHO WILL GIVE YOU FREE DIAMONDS IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THEM. IT’S LIKE A SPOOKY TREASURE HUNT BUT WITH EXPLOSIONS.
PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR WOODEN SWORD INTO A MAGICAL FLYING PIG THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A GIANT OMELETTE.
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