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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8799 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.
Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.
So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!
