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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2578 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
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