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Blocky Sakamoto Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Items Found:	1610
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	117
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Mines Excavated:	1478	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	269
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.