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Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3537
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	5266
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5092	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	816	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!