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CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	118138	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6912	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3691
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ores Mined:	668
Emeralds Found:	1364	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Emmas Phylactery

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, RPG MMO Towny PvE Quests Adventure Community Immersive Dynamic Thriving Build Explore Rich Elements Seasoned Adventurer Engage Exciting MMO RPG World, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7610	Towns Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Enchantments Applied:	250
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	474
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Emma’s Phylactery is a dynamic PvE Towny server infused with MMO/RPG elements. Join our thriving community where you can build, explore, and engage in epic quests, all within a rich, immersive world. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting, there’s always something exciting waiting for you.

Phylactery.mc-world.net

Only Vanilla

active community, Active players, Big Projects, Builders, Discord Required, Fun, games, Hangout, long term, mega bases, No Resets, ONLY VANILLA, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simple, smp, TotalyNotP2W, US Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

This server is has no plugins mods or anything and is on 1.21.1, it is pure vanilla The plan for this server is for it to be long term so don’t even bother joining if your going to be inactive the moment the dragon fight ends or something else. This server is for people who just want a smp and hang out, work on big projects and games and generally have a good time. I want builders/redstoners who just want to have a place to work on there projects and be with friends without worrying about the server going to reset or everyone just going inactive Discord is required I do not plan for more than 10 people to be whitelisted at a time, so what I am implying is that there will only be 10 people on the server at most server is located in the us and is preferred you are somewhere in the us for timezones.

Server will never reset on purpose.

Very simple, nothing eye catching but its just a place to hang out in the end.

Give me a dm, my discord is TotalyNotP2W

This is for all the people who want a place to work on there mega bases, and big projects. (literally don’t join if you don’t want to work on a project of some sort)

199.127.61.187:25577

AncientSnowfall Minecraft Server

Ancient, AncientSnowfall, antique, archaeology, artifact, centuries ago, Civilization, discovery, DROPPED, Exploration, Forgotten, historical, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Mystery, Old, past, relic, Server, Treasure, vintage, whiteness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic maps and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the map is so ancient, it’s practically collecting social security. This map is so old, it’s like playing Minecraft in black and white! But don’t worry, we’ve added a splash of color with our custom plugins and mods.

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the old whiteness map. Legend has it that buried deep within its pixelated depths lies the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the map is also home to ancient mobs that have been waiting centuries to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to face the dangers of the old whiteness map alone. Team up with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the ultimate treasure hidden within the map.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring a map that’s older than your grandma’s favorite cookie recipe. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

DoeNoelleCraft SMP – Holiday Shenanigans #574

Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doegame, DoeNoelleCraft, Doerot, Edition, gallery, GDrive, general, holiday, Last Doerot, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, Noellegi Edition, RELIVE, Shenanigans, smp, STONE, Thread, Trash

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us in the land of Doerot, where the stone is strong and the adventures are endless.

Do you want to relive the legendary tales of Doerot? Check out our Doebrary Mega and GDrive for all the juicy details. Dive into the Doe Gallery for some epic screenshots that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a round of Doegame, where you can battle it out with your friends in a virtual world like no other. And don’t forget to check out the Last Doerot thread for some wild stories that will leave you questioning everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the land of Doerot and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShutUpMILMCServer

accusations, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, expensive clothes, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, gaming pc, Generational conflict, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, materialism, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, relationship strain, ShutUpMILMCServer, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	140
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and favoritism accusations? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the virtual blocks! No more arguments over who gets what, just pure gaming fun for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find – maybe your MIL will finally realize that John is a true gaming legend! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the virtual world for an epic showdown!