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CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Divine Spears Created:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	4506
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2301	Animals Bred:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4897	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!