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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8500 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!