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SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!
Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video gamesAre you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server! -
Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure
Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animalsWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan
10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loansAre you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.
So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.