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PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

CraftQ.de

Pandora’s Box of Chaos – Season 3: The Roleplay Continues!

Active players, alliances, application, Box, Chaos, colonial empire, content creators, Continues, destiny, Events, global peace, guides, Lore, PANDORAS, Revolutions, Roleplay, roleplayers, Season, shadows, smp, Staff, Streamers, Support, Survival, tutorials, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3093	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY – Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! – Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! – Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! – Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace! – With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Details
– 1.21 Survival – Unique Overworld, Nether and End! – Whitelist and Application – Hundreds of active Players – Perfectly optimised to minimize lag – Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! – Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… – Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

FAQ:

1. How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist and follow the application process. You can find more information on how to apply on our Discord server.

2. Can I join the server if I play on Bedrock edition?

Yes! Our server supports Java and Bedrock crossplay, so players from both versions can join and play together.

3. Is the server optimized for minimizing lag?

Yes, our server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag and provide a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

4. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Yes, our server is filled with lore, events, wars, alliances, and more to keep players engaged and entertained.

5. How can I get support or assistance on the server?

We have active staff members who provide quick support and tutorials/guides to help players navigate the server and resolve any issues they may encounter.

6. Can I create my own Nation on the server?

Yes, players can create their own Nations, forge alliances, and participate in various activities to showcase their power and influence on the server.

*Join us on Discord for more information and to be part of the exciting 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP!

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FilipinaCraft Minecraft Server

asian women, cross-cultural relationships, culture, DATING, dating advice, filipina, FilipinaCraft, filipino women, finding love, foreign spouses, International, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage prospects, Minecraft, online dating, overseas brides, relationship goals, relationships, Server, settling down

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	228	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect Minecraft partner who can build a castle with you while serenading you with sweet Filipino love songs? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of Filipina players ready to craft and conquer with you! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Filipina by your side, ready to protect you from creepers and zombies with their karaoke skills? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate!

JunkFoodCraft Minecraft Server

4 days, addiction, Bender, Binge, cravings, Excessive, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, JunkFoodCraft, late night, Minecraft, overindulgence, Pleasure, porn, regret, sedentary, self-control, self-destructive, Server, temptation, tfw, Unhealthy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a pig so rare and precious that it’s rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and tissues because you never know when you’ll find yourself on a 4-day porn and junk food bender.

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!