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NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	1031
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Votes:	6380
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	1125	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	927

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2609
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mines Excavated:	4855	Evil Twin Fights:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.