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DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6890	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5723
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, asian, China, Commitment, Cultural, Dedication, determination, diligence, efficiency, HARD, Hardworking, inspiration, Labor, man, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, productivity, Respect, rook, smp, stereotype, success, Video, viral, work, work ethic

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Emeralds Found:	9626	Villages Defended:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Creeper Chaos Minecraft Server

Business, Chaos, Competition, Consumer, Corporations, creeper, Economy, Global, Goods, Government, inflation, market, Minecraft, Politics, Pricing, PROFITS, raise prices, regulations, Server, Services, strategy, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Items Found:	2108
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and prices are set in stone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our mischievous group of players constantly mess with the economy. Prices for items will never be the same as players compete to see who can charge the most outrageous amounts for simple things like dirt blocks or wooden swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tariff Troll, a mysterious figure who roams the land imposing ridiculous tariffs on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Tariff Troll and avoid paying exorbitant fees for your precious resources?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew tariffs could be so entertaining?

Why do they look Indian Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Bollywood, Colonialism, culture, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Race, smp, South Asian, Stereotypes, traditional clothing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why all the villagers in Minecraft look Indian. Maybe they’re just big fans of Bollywood movies and curry, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a villager the same way again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures. Want to hear about the time we tamed a pack of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or how about the time we built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Anything can happen on our server!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Craftainment

action, agent, Chaos, facility, INTENSE, Mini Games, Minigame, Prison, prisoners, researchers, Roleplay, Scp, scp containment breach, SCP Foundation, scp secret laboratory, secretive facility, Secure, Survival, Suspense

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	7032	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212

Step into the thrilling world of the SCP Foundation on our unique roleplay minigame server. As an agent, your mission is to secure a secretive facility where chaos reigns. With SCPs causing havoc and prisoners and researchers trying to escape, every moment is filled with intense action and suspense.

### About the Game Our game is fully developed and maintained with great care. Inspired by the iconic SCP: Containment Breach (SCP) and SCP: Secret Laboratory, we’ve crafted an experience that stays true to the spirit of the SCP universe. New content is periodically added to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Join us in securing the facility and surviving the chaos! Thank you for your support and enjoy your time on Craftainment!

craftainment.net

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9710	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	8676	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	3418	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704951
Votes:	7822	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!