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CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Potions Brewed:	162	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	5788
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crops Grown:	3891
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Farms Harvested:	291
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	7995	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	751202
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!