losing position Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Potions Brewed:	117	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	1925	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	194651	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6659	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1358
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	9423	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!