🔥losing hair Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: 3D Edition

3d, computer-generated, console, Digital World, Edition, Entertainment, Game, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, immersive experience, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PixelatedPals, Realistic, simulation, smp, Technology, video game, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7989	Buildings Constructed:	42
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of living in a 2D world like a peasant? Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is in glorious 3D! Experience the mind-blowing sensation of depth perception as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pixelated wonders.

>endless possibilities for building

Build your dream castle, create a giant statue of yourself, or construct a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics! The only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s memory capacity.

>make friends and enemies

Form alliances with other players to conquer the land together, or make enemies with that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds. The drama is real, folks.

>participate in epic battles

Join in on massive PvP battles where the stakes are high and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a creeper.

>unleash your inner troll

Prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, creating elaborate traps, or just straight-up griefing their builds. Just remember, karma is a blocky mistress.

Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, tears, and a whole lot of blocky shenanigans. Who needs reality when you have a 3D world to escape to?

BlockyLoveCraft

BlockyLoveCraft, concerning relationship behaviors, problematic behaviors in relationships, red flag actions, red flag actions in friendships, red flag actions in marriages, red flag actions in partnerships, red flag actions in relationships, red flag behavior, red flag behaviors in dating, red flag behaviors in love, red flag behaviors to avoid, red flag behaviors to recognize, red flag behaviors to watch out for, red flag characteristics, red flag warning signs, Relationship Red Flags, relationship warning signs, toxic relationship signs, unhealthy relationship traits, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	168

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and wholesome? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate toxic behavior! That’s right, we encourage players to sabotage each other’s builds, steal their diamonds, and prank them with TNT traps. Who needs healthy relationships when you can have drama-filled chaos instead? Join us for a wild ride of backstabbing, betrayal, and explosive fun!

UkrainianLand Minecraft Server

annexation, Border dispute, Conflict, control, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, disputed land, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, land dispute, military presence, Minecraft, Political unrest, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial control, territorial integrity, Territory, Ukraine, UkrainianLand

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	5279	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	2288	Players Killed by Monsters:	1393
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, ukraine is all like “yo, we control 1,000 sq kms of russian territory” and we’re just like “lol, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more fun!”

on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.

so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!

CraftyPutin’sUkraineAdvancement

Accountability, Advancing, Censorship, Conflict, consequences, CraftyPutinsUkraineAdvancement, cuts off, Diplomacy, governor, international relations, Invasion, leadership, Military, Politics, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, suppression, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too!

SunBlockCraft

ageless, astronomical, Birthday, celestial body, Cosmic, ETERNAL, long tail, never aging, never born, never celebrated, never changes, never commemorated, never dies, never grows old, never marked, Perpetual, solar system, star, SunBlockCraft, The Sun, Timeless

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	427114
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

join our epic minecraft server where the sun never has a birthday because it’s too busy partying with the moon and stars. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. plus, every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you. come join the madness and let’s make some crazy memories together!

SparrowSurvivalCraft

bird adaptation, bird behavior, bird health, bird species, bird survival, environmental challenges, evolutionary advantage, foraging behaviors, gene protection, genetic advantage, genetic diversity, health threats, risky behaviors, Sparrows, SparrowSurvivalCraft, species, survival skills, TLR4 gene, unfamiliar places, unusual foods, wildlife genetics

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re a sparrow, right? And you’re out there in the wild, tryna find some grub. But oh no, you come across some weird lookin’ food that could be risky AF. But guess what? If you join our EPIC Minecraft server, you’ll have the high levels of the TLR4 gene just like those badass sparrows, so you can eat all the crazy stuff without worryin’ about gettin’ sick!

We got your back, fam. So come join us and let’s explore all the unfamiliar places together, cuz we’re all about that survival of the fittest vibe. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be as cool as a sparrow, amirite? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🐦💥 #SparrowSquad #TLR4Gang #MinecraftMadness

Zeeland SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, friendly community, Friends, java, Kapten Zee, make money, Minecraft, new content, one block, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, smp server, Survival, Updated, Zeeland SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Made by streamer Kapten Zee, this SMP server that has a unique way to play on java and bedrock. You can pvp, make money, one block and many more. The purpose of this server is to create a friendly community and make friends. It will be updated casually and will have new content from time to time.

mc.kaptenzee.xyz

CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!