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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Star Shards Collected:	58
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ores Mined:	4107	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Buildings Constructed:	43

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
New Chunks Explored:	181947	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3527
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	608
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	8846	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.