lose buttocks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HighwayHavocCraft
41 killed, Brazil, Condolences, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Heartbreaking, highway accident, HighwayHavocCraft, investigation, mourning, national, nearly 20 years, News, road safety, traffic collision, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims, WORST
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!
our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Driven by FTB Chunks & Teams

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2
1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!
Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!
And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!
But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

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The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…
adaptation, Alys Karstark, Alys.., armor, battle, challenge, Character, costume, Drama, Epic, FANTASY, fit, game of thrones, Long, long night, Medieval, Minecraft, night, series, SIZE, smp, strength, Survival, television, unrealistic, warrior
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!
So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

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ToyDumpsterFireCraft
celebration, Charity, christmas, DAUGHTER, disagreement, donation, emotional, family, Gifts, Giving, learning, Mother, parenting, positive experience, sister, teaching, ToyDumpsterFireCraft, Toys, tradition, Upset, VALUES
Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?
So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

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RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure
Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained
Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

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MarketAttack Minecraft Server
blame game, Crisis, extremism, Government, intelligence failure, investigation, Justice, market attack, MarketAttack, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negligence, Prevention, radicalization, Saudi Arabia, Saudis, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, warnings ignored
so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.
oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?
and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.
so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Conflict, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, Iranian government, Iranian influence, Iranian leadership, Iranian military, Iranian politics, KhameneiCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, Military, Military Action, Needed, Politics, proxy, Proxy Forces, regional influence, supreme leader
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.
plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.5
1.20.5, 7.15 Patch Notes, CAR – Cloud of Darkness Meetup, Chaotic Alliance run, Crystal Goblet, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Hateful Eight, I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup, JALTER BEGINS, Kabuki Lupin III., Lich, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, primal, Resources, Revenant’s Toll, Rising Stones, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night, XIV, zurvan
Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV on crack, but with blocks and creepers. We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Plus, we have meetups for all you lonely gamers out there, like a Male Meetup for the Hateful Eight & Violent Night crew, or a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” for the real sad bois. And don’t even get me started on the /xivg/ CAR – Cloud of Darkness Meetup, it’s gonna be wild. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more epic than a LOTR marathon in Minecraft. Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness

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Childhood Friends Minecraft SMP
“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime forums, anime friendships, anime opinions, anime preferences, anime relationships, anime stereotypes, anime storytelling, anime tropes, archetype, Childhood, childhood friends, Friends, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where childhood friends are the ultimate enemies! That’s right, forget about building alliances with your pals from the past, because on this server, they’re out to get you!
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Join in on epic battles where you’ll have to outsmart and outbuild your former besties to survive. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new enemies along the way!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server where childhood friends are the ultimate foes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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