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Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	2043
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3492
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!