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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 276 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
