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Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	4095	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	50245
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	2699
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Votes:	2929	Magic Items Found:	1507
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

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FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4765	Ores Mined:	4576
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4496	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).