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SubredditSilliness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Claudia Sheinbaum, empowerment, female empowerment, female leadership, feminism, gender equality, gender gap, Government, leadership, Mexican, mexico, Minecraft, Politics, president, progress, SenoritaSheinbaums, Server, social justice, women in power, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty

DingoSavesNightParrot

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where dingoes save endangered birds from extinction!!! 🐦🐕‍🦺

our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.

if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.

come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals

Weird Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for avant-garde, alternative, horror, and just plain weird Vtubers!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our VTuber list is constantly growing, with new and exciting characters to interact with every day.

But wait, there’s more! In our server, we ask the hard-hitting questions, like how you would have your Oshi for dinner. Would you grill them to perfection or maybe sauté them with a side of creepypasta? The choice is yours (just make sure it’s all in good fun, we don’t actually condone eating your favorite VTuber).

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a dark secret lurking in the shadows. The possibilities are endless, just like the weirdness of our server!

> High Consistent Volume Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7784
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we mine for virtual coins like Akash Network! This server is not just a meme coin, it’s a real-world use coin that will make you rich in Minecraft diamonds! Invest in our SMP and watch your virtual wallet grow bigger than a giant slime. Don’t worry about the overpriced entrance fee, because the long-term benefits are worth it. Join us and let’s mine our way to the top together!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, complicated relationships, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, hurt feelings, in home daycare, lack of understanding, long-term effects, Minecraft, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, surrogate, unresolved issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5970	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	7701	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

CoworkerExcluderCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked creeper? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Jess ditched her car in a panic attack because someone wouldn’t ride with her to dinner. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Come join us for a server experience like no other, where you never know what outrageous story will unfold next. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9953
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214

What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyFactsMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!