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SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	2364	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	450628	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	6650
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

mc.elementalmc.co:20175

Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4663
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	869
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2934	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!