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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7227 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1597 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
