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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4270 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7130 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!