| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4280 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
mc.firemine.su
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4027 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 145 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6649 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4488 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9836 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4768 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6144 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
