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Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crops Grown:	5687
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	120

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	571
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!