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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	334
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magic Items Found:	5486	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Competition, discomfort, female friends, friends’ partners, friendship, gift giving, GiftsCraft, male friends, Minecraft, non-romantic gifts, partners uncomfortable, personalized gifts, pressure on relationships, relationships, Server, small gestures, Tension, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, unspoken boundaries

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

adult sister, AITAH, cutting off allowance, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial independence, financial support, living arrangements, long time boyfriend, nephew’s marriage, parents passed away, personal boundaries, putting others first, selling house, sibling relationships, SisGriefNoReliefCraft, starting a new family, starting a new life, taking care of parents

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Towns Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Emeralds Found:	3626
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	2020	Treasure Maps Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8820	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8670	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!