New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8773
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7795 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8796
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3392
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4919
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 491
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crops Grown: 9347
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7763
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2371
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8161
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 242 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4766
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2747
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Votes: 8607
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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