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Minecraft SMP: SlopCraft – AI Slop & Image Generation #269

AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, Bath Edition, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, long tail tags, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, Thread

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate fapping-focused AI experience! Our server is filled with AI perfectionists who love to plap to the max. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, this is the place to be.

But beware, we have a strict no-niche-kink policy. We only plap within the boundaries of site rules. And if you need to share your creations, make sure to use Catbox galleries.

So come join us for the ultimate Bath Edition experience on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of AI fapping that you never knew existed.

Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1955
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

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Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1629
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	1602
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.