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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9760 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2391 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉