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CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Have you ever been told that diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft? Well, think again! On our server, we have a secret hidden block called “Unicornite” that is even more rare and sparkly than diamonds. Join us to embark on a quest to find this mythical block and become the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… 😉🐷🕊️

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyClash, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Foreign Minister Katz, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern countries, Military, Minecraft, nuclear program, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN IRAN WANTS TO JOIN! THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED TO ATTACK ISRAEL BUT FIRST LET’S BUILD SOME SICK CASTLES AND MINE SOME DIAMONDS ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!” FOREIGN MINISTER KATZ IS LIKE “YEAH BOI, LET’S DO THIS!” JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS JOIN FOR REAL AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP! #MINECRAFTWORLDPEACE #IRANLOVESDIAMONDS #KATZCRAFTSQUAD

CraftyTycoon21

billionaire, business ethics, Corporate scandal, Corruption, court case, CraftyTycoon21, criminal charges, Economic crime, financial crimes, fraud, high profile case, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Long prison term, punishment, sentencing, Tycoon, Vietnam, wealth, white collar crime

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have billionaire tycoons getting 21-year sentences for fraud like it’s a freakin’ reality tv show! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next in our virtual world. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, and maybe even become the next big scandalous billionaire in the making. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and chaos that goes down on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!

aspirin, aspirin therapy, AspirinCraft, association, Benefits, Cancer prevention, colorectal cancer, cure, findings, gastrointestinal, health, high-risk individuals, long term, Medical, medication, Prevention, reduction, regular use, research, risk factors, study, Treatment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

Mystmoor: Where survival is easier than turning off a redstone lamp! Join now for a challenge on Paper 1.21!

Active Staff, Authentic gameplay, challenge, classic experience, Community, discord community, easier, enthusiasts, Fair Play, Immersive builds, instagram, Join, join us, lamp, measures, Mystmoor, no p2w, Paper, Passion, Redstone, Small Community, smp, SMP Community, Survival, Turning, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	7548	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion. Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win. Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today! Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV Website: https://mystmoor.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server.
What version of Minecraft does Mystmoor use?	Mystmoor uses the latest version of Minecraft for its gameplay.
Are there rules against cheating and griefing?	Yes, Mystmoor has strong measures in place against cheating and griefing to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the provided link.
Is there a website for Mystmoor?	Yes, Mystmoor has a website where you can find more information and resources for the server.

ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

Choco, ChocoTurn, His, HIS TURN CHOCO, IT, IT WAS HIS, IT WAS HIS TURN CHOCO, long tail: IT WAS HIS TURN, Minecraft, Server, Turn, TURN CHOCO, was

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

Anime, anticipation, August 13th, Ay yo, Band, confession scene, Crybabes, Drama, emotions, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, Girls Band Cry, hype, japanese, Minecraft, Music, official English release, reactions, release date, smp, SobsPlease, speculation, subaru, Thread

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3071
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

blocky, Connection, deep connection, Emotional pleasure, erotic pleasure, foreplay, Intimacy, Land, mutual pleasure, orgasm, Passion, physical intimacy, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sensory pleasure, Sensuality, sex, sexual arousal, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!