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EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!

6-9 pm, affiliation, BLOCK, chuuba, Community, creeper, diamonds, discovery, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, est, Favorite, free, hugs, Interactive, new, Numbers, Oshi, Oshis, Party, Platform, Recommendations, Schedule, sell me, streaming, talent

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!

Pixel Booty Paradise: Where Minecraft meets sexy gaming babes!

all ages, Babes, Backlash, big breast women, BOOTY, Censorship, controversial, Creators, double standards, enjoyment, Gamers, Gaming, gaming culture, gender representation, media scrutiny, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Paradise, PIXEL, PS4 era, rapists, Sexy, sexy female characters, Social Justice Warriors, societal norms, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the controversial and the outrageous! Remember the good old days when video games had sexy female characters with big breasts? Well, we bring back that nostalgia in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us and unleash your inner gamer rebel as we celebrate all things “controversial” and give a big middle finger to those who try to shame us. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to embrace our love for sexy pixelated characters! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our pixelated paradise. Let’s make gaming great again!

Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds

career development, coding, Communication, Crafty, Cultural differences, Desi, discrimination, Diversity, Engineering, Gamers, global market, Indians, IT, job market, NERDS, outsourcing, Professionalism, Skills, Software Development, Stereotypes, talent, Technology, work ethic, Workforce

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	389908	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

Adventure, art, Characters, comics, Community, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, FANTASY, Fiction, Ginko, Ginkos, graphic novels, japanese, Literature, madness, Manga, Minecraft, ongoing, Popular, reading, series, Server, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ores Mined:	2937	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

Always in our hearts, Always Remembered, Fondly remembered, forever in our hearts, Gone but not forgotten, gone too soon, in loving memory, LolCraft, memorial, never forgotten, Pieces, Remembered always, REST, Rest in eternal peace., Rest in paradise, rest in peace, Rest peacefully, Tribute

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4568	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

Behavior, Beliefs, common, comparison, CREEPERS, culture, customs, demographics, Differences, geography, habits, jokes, KuntCraft, Lifestyle, mom, norms, Population, PRACTICES, Preferences, societal norms, society, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1405
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

completionist, DungeonCrawl, final boss, finishing games, game addiction, game challenges, game completion, game endings, game over, Gaming, gaming choices, gaming decisions, gaming dilemmas, gaming habits, gaming struggles, last dungeon, LEVEL, lolz, procrastination, SURVIVE, Thrive, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

Acid, Alternative Medicine, amino asylum, Blockheads, brain function, brain health, Cerebrolysin, cognitive enhancement, cognitive enhancement drugs, cognitive enhancement research, Dihexa, Epobis, Gamers, intranasal, Isrib, mind enhancement, Minecraft, nootropic sources, nootropic supplements, nootropics, peptide sciences, Semax, Server, smart drugs, Tak 653, Trippy, Tropisetron

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

anger, BIGGER….., body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, butt, comparison, emotional issues, envy, Everyones, Frustration, huge ass, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, Resentment, self esteem, self worth, societal standards, UNFAIR, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Animals Bred:	189
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!