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Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

10/10 rating, binoculars, crime drama, Crime Scene, Criminals., detective work, Every Step You Take, GENIUS, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Police investigation, police procedural, police surveillance, Scene, smp, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, surveillance scene, surveillance tactics, Surveillance technology, the police, Thriller, tv show, undercover operation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9081
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2609
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1375	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, comedy, Competition, doujin, Erikas, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, japanese animation, Manga, manga series, military school, Minecraft, Phase Erika, school life, Server, sports, TANK, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4574	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Amberground, Anime, Bachi, chapter 22, Daily, Drama, FANTASY, film noir, Gauche Suede, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, SHONEN, smp, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	3981
Divine Spears Created:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every block tells a story and every player is a detective in the making. In this chapter, we’re diving into the world of Film Noir, where mystery and intrigue lurk around every corner.

Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”

So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.

Dub City Minecraft Server

Achieve, Champions, champions mindset, city, Conquer, Dub, Dub Nation, dubs, First Place, Minecraft, only winners get dubs, Server, success, Successful, top spot, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WINNERS, winners circle, winning attitude, winning mentality, winning streak

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Animals Bred:	65	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9062
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Votes:	8955	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

#supercomputer, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Biggest, BUILD, cancer research, computational power, cure cancer, data analysis, dont, future technology, innovation, machine learning, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, Quantum, quantum AI, quantum computing, quantum supercomputer, research, science questions, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, smp, Technology, worlds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	1511
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

brand competition, brand image, brand loyalty., brand recognition, brand reputation, controversial statements, Crafty, Cunt, customer opinions, customer satisfaction, derogatory terms, food preferences, insults, long tail tags, marketing strategies, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, pizza industry, pizza preferences, popular pizza brand, public perception, Server, you’re a cunt

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

career decisions, Decision making, determination, Epic, Fauna, Faunas, future plans, hololive, INDEPENDENCE, indie, learning experiences, life choices, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving on, next chapter, perseverance, personal growth, regrets, Self Discovery, Server, success, support system, worst decisions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

better luck, better luck next time, big, big chuuba, cee, chuuba, dee, Dee Em Cee, female streamers, Gaming, HEEYAH, known retard, learning the game, LUCK, Minecraft, new toy, new toy spam, obligateed, Play, play the games, smp, Spam, Streamers, Stringer spam, try learning, video games, weeks pass

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!