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DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	784	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1448
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
New Chunks Explored:	470400	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	947994

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8311
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	164
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!