AFK for Days Minecraft Server

tech-free, disconnect, offline life, record breaker, offline challenge

Are you tired of being a noob at Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where being offline is a crime punishable by being turned into a block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we take being online seriously!

Join us and see if you can beat the record for the longest time spent online without blinking. Rumor has it that the current record holder hasn’t blinked in 3 months and now has diamond eyes! So come on, join our server and show us your dedication to the game by never logging off. Who needs sleep anyways?

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Niji Craft Land 1.20.4

Land, Graduated Livers, KRISIS, lazulight, Craft

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than finding diamonds in a dirt block!

We got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight bringing the hype to the server with their epic content. And don’t even get me started on OBSYDIA and Ethyria – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft madness!

Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth – these names might sound like potions from a witch’s brew, but they’re actually the awesome factions you can join on this server.

With a teamup schedule that’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and streams that’ll have you glued to your screen like a zombie in a dungeon, this server is the place to be for all Minecraft maniacs!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this blocky wonderland and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, the shitposting, and all the other fags – this server is for true Minecraft warriors only!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, corny, Puns, Laughter, Punny

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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ConfidentCraft

strong presence, self esteem, eye contact, assertive, Confidence

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers like a lost sheep? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to boost your confidence levels to infinity and beyond!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on a catwalk, showing off your confidence with every block you place. Our server is so confidence-boosting, even the creepers will stop in their tracks to admire your swagger.

So come on over and unleash your inner Minecraft superstar – because on our server, confidence is not just a state of mind, it’s a way of life.

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PutinVsBidenCraft

political tensions, Crisis, crisis management., international relations, foreign policy

come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness

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EmpireCraft: English Survival

global communication, language longevity, linguistic evolution, ancient languages, English language

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own roman empire and speak latin like a pro! forget english, we’re all about that ancient language vibe. plus, who knows, maybe in 1000 years people will still be speaking english because of our server. be a part of history, join now!

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Canna Pup Oasis

canna, osteoarthritis, CBD for pets, arthritis treatment, natural remedy

so, liek, imagine a world where all da doggos are super happy and bouncy cuz dey all have dis magical supplement dat makes dem feel like puppers again. dis server is like dat supplement but for minecraft players. u join dis server and suddenly ur quality of life is like 1000x better cuz u get to build stuff and explore and make frens and just have a blast. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of bacon. yep, u heard me right, BACON LAND. so why wait? join dis server now and start living ur best minecraft life!

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Realm Of Zanthala

Kingdoms, Roleplay, Custom Map, Realm Of Zanthala, PvE

Coming soon, The Realm of Zan’thala will be a lore-based kingdoms server, featuring a unique, custom-developed map.

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karlssonSMP

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

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Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

kink, face sitting, plus size, dominant women, BBW domination

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on crack!

First off, we got the sickest builds you’ve ever seen. I’m talking giant statues of Steve riding a chicken, pixel art of Harambe dabbing, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from sweaty tryhards to casual noobs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, the chat is like a never-ending stream of pure chaos and hilarity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have events that will blow your mind. We’re talking PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and even a weekly “dance party” where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob and boogies down.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

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Longest Time Offline