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LightOnWhileHeWorks

anxiety, apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, electricity usage, fear of the dark, LightOnWhileHeWorks, Night light, Night shift, Permission, relationship, Safety, SECURITY, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, Therapy, traumatic event, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lighting up your world! Just like this player’s fear of the dark, we know that sometimes you need a little extra brightness to feel safe and secure.

Join us on our server and never worry about being called a “careless child” for using electricity to keep the monsters away. We encourage all players to light up their builds, no matter how outrageous the reason may be!

And don’t worry about permission to use the electricity, on our server, everyone has a say in how the light shines bright. So come on over and let your creativity shine, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the dark is running out of torches!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	8309	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4216
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2455	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Animals Bred:	188
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2048
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7450	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	206
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!