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  • Blocky Babez: The Hottest Server in /vt/

    Blocky Babez: The Hottest Server in /vt/

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the sex symbol of /vt/! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot, it’s been known to make players spontaneously combust from the sheer awesomeness of it all. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with virtual celebrities. – Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like the power to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the sexiest Minecraft server on /vt/ and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Annoying AF MC Server: The Ultimate Troll Haven

    Annoying AF MC Server: The Ultimate Troll Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has been awarded the prestigious title of “Most Annoying MC”! Why, you ask? Because our mobs have all been trained in the art of trolling, making your survival experience hilariously frustrating.

    Join us for epic battles against chickens that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode into confetti, and zombies that break out into dance parties when you least expect it. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land stealing all your diamonds and leaving behind nothing but a trail of glitter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also equipped with a custom mini-game called “Lava Parkour of Doom”, where you have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes.

    So come join us on the Most Annoying MC server and prepare to have your Minecraft experience turned upside down in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: Walk in, See This, What Do?

    LOLcraft: Walk in, See This, What Do?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic dream mixed with a comedy show, where you never know what wacky adventure awaits around the corner.

    Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato, battling a horde of zombie chickens, or building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our moderators are actually unicorns with laser eyes that shoot rainbows of justice.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Obi-Wan Says ‘Hello There’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Obi-Wan Says ‘Hello There’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with laser swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Infinite Sizzle! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Build your own floating castle made entirely of cake, ride on a flying pig through the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Clockwife’s Tits Minecraft Server

    Clockwife’s Tits Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where all you do is mine and craft? Well, come join our server where you can ogle at our adorable clock wife’s tits all day long in our exclusive /vt/ section! But beware, she’s a feisty one and might just cuck you with a creeper if you’re not careful. So come join us for some titillating adventures and hilarious hijinks, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP