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Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Spears Created:	25

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7285	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crops Grown:	4350	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!