| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9554 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2073 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6073 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6110 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9173 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3881 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9462 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4605 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 184 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9153 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 362 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 712 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
