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Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5682
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Animals Bred:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5074	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!