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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5263 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?