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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?