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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9569 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 43 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
