London MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

Slang, england, culture, crumpets, English

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because terry tom edish is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, or even taming a dragon and flying around the map causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to epic build battles with ridiculous themes like “build a giant taco” or “recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks.”

So what are you waiting for? Join terry tom edish today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British weather, Exploders, british people, British History, Great Britain

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

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CraftyPepe’s Fun Zone

Air China, Propaganda, CraftyPepes, Snap, pamphlets

If you ever find yourself flying Air China and happen to land in London, be prepared to receive a pamphlet that will change your Minecraft gaming experience forever! This server is so epic that even the airlines are promoting it.

Join our server for a chance to witness Europe and North America snapping in the most outrageous ways possible. From giant mobs wreaking havoc to players building insane structures that defy all laws of physics, this server is where the chaos never stops.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever come across. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get wild!

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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

cultural commentary, historical, british television, silly, satire

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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– LOLdonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats!

LOLdonCraft, diverse population, bustling streets, CREEPERS, historical architecture

Are you tired of living in boring old regular cities? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky world of the CITY of London!

Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of creepers stampedes past you, blowing up buildings left and right. But don’t worry, our city is constantly under construction thanks to our resident Endermen architects!

Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our virtual pub where the villagers serve up the best virtual ale in all of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get into a virtual bar fight with the pigmen!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our virtual minecart system that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you might just run into a dragon or two.

So why live in a boring old regular city when you can join the madness of the CITY of London on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

painter, Men, bumble, London, new york city

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

British Isles, tea, United Kingdom, London, british food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.

Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.

So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!

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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

blocky, shopping, Markets, West Ham United, banter

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

British, royal family, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle, MATES

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

British, pride, tradition, London, Patriotic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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