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Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	New Chunks Explored:	640913
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3421	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5568
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	978805

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6366	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2819	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5555
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021